I'm B Long, and I rock some crafty combination of adjectives that make you tingle with curiosity, marvel with wonder, and stink of possibility. I'm a real systems thinker from physics right on through to philosophy. I taught myself to code, then wrote every line of my own LLMs for my master's, after years in politics and teaching.

Now I'm a serial technical co-founder who moonlights helping small businesses dig out of tech hell. If you need it, I can build it. Yeah, AI helps, but you gotta know how to use it.

My big mission is data sovereignty. That's dreamtree. But I'm just out here, doin' it live like Bill O.

Fight with tools.— Flobots